The Number 1 Hero Is Here!

Hey dudes, I'm Alfred F. Jones! Also known as The United States of America! Also known as the hero, too! Hahahaha!
I like archaeology and going out on adventures, but I think stuff like playing video games and watching movies are cool too.
My favorite food would probably be hamburgers, they're the best!

((hi! this forum seems active and had a slot open for alfred so i figure'd i'd join! owo i guess i'd like to note out that i prefer paragraph-style of rping, rather than how i typed above. im comfortable with both though, i just have a preference vwv i cant wait to rp with you all!
i guess i'll usually be on 4-12 EST, but i can have a bad habit of staying on late heh;;
if theres anything else you want to know i guess you can just send me a message))

Konnichiwa Alfred-san! *bows* I'm not too sure about hamburgers being the best...pocky is!

OutOfPocky:

Mmm, pocky's awesome too!! I'm starting to get hungry talking about all this food..

Would you care for some pocky then Alfred-san? *holds out box*

Sure! *smiles widely, taking a handful and stuffing them into his mouth*

Feh. Who invited the debu baka? *scowls*

Haha, I don't think that was all English, dude. I couldn't understand ya!

*takes a few steps back* I don't think you would want to know, Alfred-san... *opens another box of pocky*

*pouts* I'd like to know what she said.. *grabs more pocky and stuffs it into his mouth*

*pulls out a piece of pocky and eats* Ie. *shakes head* I don't think its true, so I won't repeat it. *small smile*

Not true? C'mon, tell me!!

*puffs out cheeks before sighing* Kiki-san called you bad things. She called you a fat idiot. *bows quickly and keeps head down* Gomennasai!

F-fat idiot!? *face turns red* I'm not either one of those, especially the fat part!

*smirks* Hai, you are. Especially with all those fattening burgers you consume. *crosses arms*

No I'm not! And those burgers are really good!

I-I told you she said mean things, Alfred-san... *frowns before holding out pocky box again*

*Shakes head* I don't want any, not hungry anymore.

*chuckles* Finally seeing that you're a debu, hm? *grins* Besides, that kuso is disgusting. *motions to pocky*

Nuh-uh! It's yummy! And I'm not a 'de-boo', I'm just not hungry anymore..

It's kuso. All sweets are. And imagine that. *smirks* You not hungry anymore.

I don't know what a 'koo-soh' is but I don't think it's good... *scrunches up face*

Hai. If you look in the mirror you'll see what I'm talking about baka. *scowls*

...how lovely. *smiles at Alfred* Konnichiwa Alfred-san! *bows* I see you've managed to learn some of Kiki-san's foul language.

*mumbles, crossing arms* Kuso better mean handsome...

Oh, hey dude! *smiles* Yeah, she's been saying some mean stuff..